FAQ

I get a lot of questions. Here are some of them. Feel free to send me a message if you got any other ones that aren’t covered here.

Custom Banners

  • Almost entirely. No one buy’s the other things I make!

  • Almost never! It’s more like a rolling waitlist. It’s even more like a single list in the Notes app on my phone. Send me a message or email and I can get you a better estimate.

  • Totally case by case scenario. But the best number I can give you to start planning is $135 a square foot.

  • Actually, no one has ever asked me that! Their quality speaks for themselves, and they’re worth it.

  • We talk and I take on your project. There is no automated, point-of-sale space for custom banners. You gotta talk to me and I will tell you that you are on my list and when.

The Process

  • This is a loaded question. But let’s assume I take your project on.

    Once we get to that time, whether it’s next week or in six months, the design-to-production time is about two weeks.

  • First, we talk and I get an idea of what your project and budget is. Size, subject matter, general vibe, etc. Then, if I accept the job, you get put on the list. I will tell you roughly when that is. This is also when I will take a deposit.

    <fast forward to then>

    Once we’re near that time, we’ll nail down a design. I will need some kind of sketch or moodboard or photos. Design and changes usually takes a week of back and forth. When you say it’s good to go, I get to work.

    After that, like I said, about two weeks to complete.

  • The absolute best thing you can do to make things go faster and less bumpy is a napkin sketch! I can’t read your mind and a very loose general direction for me to start in is best.

    Even if you’re not an artist, it makes it my life a million times easier and I require it.

    Besides that, just a deposit.

  • Yep! Usually about 25% of the total cost, rounded to a normal number. I can’t start your project until I get your deposit.

    It should go without saying, under no circumstances are these refundable.

  • This one I get a lot. Your mock ups are literally just that; mock ups.

    The actual color of the banner and material is totally beholden to the color of the banner and material in real life. I know you want to play creative director, but it doesn’t matter.

  • I never want to limit the number of revisions, but I have to. Therefore, if it needs more than two major revisions, you should come back with a more-defined idea. Little stuff is all good.

FOG Store, Shipping, and more

  • These are simple things I can hopefully knock out the day you order them. I can’t offer larger, more-complex items here because they would derail the steady stream of customs I work on.

    This is also why the quantities are so limited.

  • USPS, Priority. Usually anywhere in the continental US in 5 days, max.

  • They’re listed within my store and noted as such. Just browse through

    If you’re old school, head over to my IG profile (linked here!) and look at the available items in my Story Highlights titled “AVAILABLE.”

  • Yes.

  • It’s a heavy burden but the Lord gives his strongest followers his hardest battles. Bring that pain to me.